The Top 5 Things a Talking Bill Clinton Doll Would Say

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May 23, 2006

The Top 5 Things a Talking Bill Clinton Doll Would Say

"As your Commander-in-Chief, I'm deploying you to the no-fly-zone in Southern Pleated-Haggar-Relaxed-Fit-istan. Hyuk, hyuk!"
"Don't worry -- if Hillary becomes president, there won't be sex *anywhere* in the White House."
"Say, Barbie, maybe Skipper would like to come to the party, too."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Raggedy Ann. Hell, I'm not even anatomically correct!"
and the Number 1 Thing a Talking Bill Clinton Doll Would Say...
"Math isn't hard, but *I* sure am."

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