The Top 5 Things on K-Fed's To-Do List

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November 13, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

"Singer" Britney Spears has filed for divorce from
her "rapper" "husband," Kevin Federline, AKA K-Fed.

In our previous list we did Britney (then again, who hasn't?),
so today we'll focus on her badder half.

The Top 5 Things on K-Fed's To-Do List

Buy small, boxy specs; call Andy Dick regarding how to make a career out of being a loathsome, snarky putz.
"Hi, this is K-Fed for K-mart...."
Call Vanilla Ice, Fab Morvan and Andrew Ridgeley about starting new band, *NDEBT.
Order a gross of "I knocked up Britney Freakin' Spears -- TWICE!" T-shirts.
and the Number 1 Thing on K-Fed's To-Do List...
Get a D-Job at the T-Bell to pay your E-Bill, A-Hole!

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Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, 5 (41st #1) Website / Hall of Famer
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Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Matt the Electrician, Austin, TX -- Ambience (explanation)




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