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December 27, 2006




The Top 5 Things Overheard at a New Year's
Eve Party at the White House *or* in Hell


  1. "Mr. President, would you please ask your inebriated daughters to go to their rooms. They're giving the place a bad name."

  2. "Why do they always have to book Kenny G. for these things?"

  3. "Do I have an excuse? Since when do *I* need an excuse to stir up trouble in the Middle East?"

  4. "Him? He's just here for show. Cheney runs the place."

    and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a New Year's Eve Party at the White House *or* in Hell...

  5. "Promise me you'll call my cell phone if I get stuck in a conversation with Donald Trump."





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Selected from 83 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 1, 4 (9th #1/Hat trick!)
  • Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 2
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The Mighty Echoes, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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