The Top 5 Things Overheard at a New Year's Eve Party at the White House

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December 27, 2006

The Top 5 Things Overheard at a
New Year's Eve Party at the White House

"Would you like another live crow canape, Secretary Rumsfeld?"
"Somebody stop Sandy Berger! He's stuffed all our New Year's resolutions in his pants!"
"Say, over there, in the live nativity scene: doesn't Mary look an awful lot like Cindy Sheehan? SECURITY!"
"Find Bin Laden? I can't even find a decent martini!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a New Year's Eve Party at the White House...
"A library? What the hell do we need a George W. Bush Library for? It's a complete waste of money! Who gives a damn about libraries? Oh, hi, Laura, honey."

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Selected from 83 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 1 (3rd #1)
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 2
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Topic Hall of Famer
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Mighty Echoes, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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