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August 7, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

"Actress" Pamela Anderson recently married
"singer" Kid Rock on a yacht near
the French Riviera city of St. Tropez.


The Top 5 Things Overheard at the Anderson/Rock Wedding

  1. "You may now do the bride. As for the rest of you, please wait your turn."

  2. "OK, we GET it, Tommy Lee. You can touch the bottom of the punch bowl with that thing. Enough, already."

  3. "This may be the first time the word 'groom' has ever been associated with Kid Rock."

  4. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here before the eyes of the Lord to witness... HOLY CRAP! Those puppies are HUGE!"

    and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Anderson/Rock Wedding...

  5. "I now pronounce you skank and... well, skank."





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Selected from 116 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (8th #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3, 5
  • Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 3 Website
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Jamesetta Hawkins, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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