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August 7, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
"Actress" Pamela Anderson recently married
"singer" Kid Rock on a yacht near
the French Riviera city of St. Tropez.
The Top 5 Things Overheard at the Anderson/Rock Wedding
- "You may now do the bride. As for the rest of you, please wait your turn."
- "OK, we GET it, Tommy Lee. You can touch the bottom of the punch bowl with that thing. Enough, already."
- "This may be the first time the word 'groom' has ever been associated with Kid Rock."
- "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here before the eyes of the Lord to witness... HOLY CRAP! Those puppies are HUGE!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Anderson/Rock Wedding...
- "I now pronounce you skank and... well, skank."
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Selected from 116 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (8th #1)
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3, 5
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 3 Website
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 4
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Jamesetta Hawkins, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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