The Top 5 Things Overheard at the North Pole Toy Factory

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December 8, 2006

The Top 5 Things Overheard at the North Pole Toy Factory
(Part I)

"Crap! Now we have to undo all the Britney dolls, remove the panties, then wrap 'em back up."
"I'm a carpenter -- what the f**k do I know about making a PlayStation 3?"
"Building blocks? Some kid wants building blocks? No way! We mothballed that equipment decades ago."
"Stuff your own sack, fat boy. I'm on a break and I'm union."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the North Pole Toy Factory...
"Read it again, Blinky: It says 'Harris Pilton.' A 6-year-old boy in Toronto has no use for the Vibra-Luv Pocket Lumberjack!!"

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Selected from 123 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (43rd #1) Website / Hall of Famer
Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 2
David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 4
Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Babes in Toyland, Minneapolis, MN -- Ambience (explanation)




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