The Top 5 Things Overheard at the North Pole Toy Factory

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December 11, 2006

The Top 5 Things Overheard
at the North Pole Toy Factory
(Part II)

"That's Juan Pequeno and Jose Miniscusia. We hired them because they work harder and will do the jobs the other elves won't do."
"Is it just me or do his hands smell like peppermint and reindeer ass?"
"Psst! Try a hit of this. Talk about sugarplum visions!"
"Santa says we're going to scrap the Paris Hilton doll since we can't keep its legs together."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the North Pole Toy Factory...
"LEGO FIGHT!"

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Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT -- 1 (8th #1)
Terry Ramsdell, Ann Arbor, MI -- 2
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