The Top 5 Things Overheard in the Life of the Man With Two Penises

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September 1, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

An Indian businessman born with two fully functional
penises wants one of them removed surgically as
he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life.

The Top 5 Things Overheard in
the Life of the Man With Two Penises
(R-rated)

"I swear, this has never happened to me before... twice."
"Oh, boy! After my surgery, I can finally dump my two-faced girlfriend!"
"Trust me -- you don't want to get into a pissing contest with this guy."
"And *that's* why I learned to type with my feet."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in the Life of the Man With Two Penises...
"Not that one, sweetheart; that's the gay one."

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Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, 2 (76th #1) Hall of Famer
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