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November 20, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (AKA TomKat)
were married in Rome over the weekend.


The Top 5 Things Overheard on TomKat's Wedding Day

  1. "Okay, here we go. Every time someone refers to the honeymoon as 'Mission Impossible 4,' we do a shot."

  2. "That's not the ring-bearer; that's the groom."

  3. "Let's go to the honeymoon suite now. I feel the need -- the need for seed!"

  4. "And do you, Cleared Willing Incubator, take this exalted interstellar operating Thetan Seven to be your progeny injector, as long as you both shall remain earth-tied and wealthy?"

    and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on TomKat's Wedding Day...

  5. "Wait, *Katie* Holmes? I thought he was marrying *John* Holmes!"





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Selected from 87 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (13th #1)
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2, 5 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA -- 4
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 5 Website
  • Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 5 Website
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Don Henley, Gilmer, TX -- Ambience   (explanation)

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