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August 18, 2006




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The biggest Barbie collection ever sold is up for auction
in London. Built up over 60 years, the 4,000 dolls
include one of almost every Barbie ever produced.


The Top 5 Uses for 4,000 Barbie Dolls

  1. Enough pins for 400 lanes of bimbo bowling!

  2. Just in case Lindsay Lohan's case goes to trial, we'll have a jury pool of her peers ready.

  3. Biggest audience ever for the talk show you co-host with your cat, Mr. Fluffles.

  4. "Allah be praised! The 72 virgins are falling from heaven to us!"

    and the Number 1 Use for 4,000 Barbie Dolls...

  5. Emergency airdrops to areas where young girls are woefully confident in their own body shapes.





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Selected from 98 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan -- 1, 5 (8th #1)
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
  • Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 2
  • Carolyn Rosser, Washington, DC -- 3
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Topic Website / Hall of Famer
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Bob Florence, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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