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May 15, 2006




The Top 5 Vocational College Cheers

  1. Art school:
    "Smash another head! Break another nose!
    Let's turn their faces into Picassos!"

  2. Truck driving school:
    "Give us some Red Bull and pack of Skoal.
    'Cause we're driving all night right through your goal!"

  3. Modeling school:
    "We'll get busy! We'll get hectic!
    We'll purge you like an anorexic!"

  4. Cosmetology school:
    "Your passing sucks, your running fails.
    Ohmigod! Who did your nails?!?"

    and the Number 1 Vocational College Cheer...

  5. Diplomacy school:
    "Norway, Sweden, Timbuktu!
    We know a nice way to say FU!"





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Selected from 95 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (11st #1)
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 2, Topic Hall of Famer
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 3, 5
  • Tom Louderback, Boston, MA -- 4
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Blue Cheer, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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