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We've got a hole in our hearts, too. :(
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September 18, 2006
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Here's a little TopFive-style tribute to
our hero, Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.
If you're looking for something tacky,
I'm afraid you won't find it here!
What kind of cretins do you think we are?!?
[The tacky ones are here.]
The Top 5 Wreath Inscriptions at Steve Irwin's Funeral
- "You will be remembered." -- Elephant Guild
- "We'll...
miss... you." -- Global Tortoise Union
- "Well I'll be." -- wallaby
- "Thanks for treating us like one of God's creatures -- even if we're the one creature God created while He was stoned out of his gourd." -- The Perth Platypus Club
and the Number 1 Wreath Inscription at Steve Irwin's Funeral...
- "Oh, crap!" -- dung beetles
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Selected from 97 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 1 (4th #1)
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX -- 2 Website
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 4 Website
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Elton John, Middlesex, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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