The Top 5 Wreath Inscriptions at Steve Irwin's Funeral (tacky version)

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September 18, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Here's a little TopFive-style tribute to
our hero, Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.

The Top 5 Wreath Inscriptions at Steve Irwin's Funeral

(tacky version)

"Why didn't you stay for lunch?" -- Great White Shark Union
"Oh, how we longed to get into your shorts." -- Queensland Fire Ant Collaborative
"Good thing you're not sleeping with us, Meatstick." -- School of Piranha
"You're *supposed* to run through the water as quickly as possible, dumbass!" -- zebras
and the Number 1 Wreath Inscription at Steve Irwin's Funeral...
" "Welcome to the neighborhood, mate!" -- Worms of the World Local 219

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Selected from 97 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, Topic (39th #1) Hall of Famer
David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 1 (16th #1)
Meg Silvern, Tucson, AZ -- 1 (4th #1)
Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3 Hall of Famer
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- 4
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Elton John, Middlesex, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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