The Top 5 Things Overheard in the Life of the Man With Two Penises

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September 1, 2006

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

An Indian businessman born with two fully functional
penises wants one of them removed surgically as
he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life.

The Top 5 Things Overheard in
the Life of the Man With Two Penises
(X-rated)

"Oh, you meant 10 inches TOTAL."
"You must be a psycho, baby, 'cause you got my hitched-cocks pointing north *and* northwest!"
"I believe the correct term is actually 'fellatii,' but carry on, ladies."
"I'm going to milk you like a Holstein, big boy! Get on your knees and moo!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in the Life of the Man With Two Penises...
"Man, I'd give my left dick to sleep with her."

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