A Panther is a mighty beast that tears apart most foes.
But I thought they'd score 10 points at most -- good thing I'm not Pete Rose.
(Larry Hollister)
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Panthers suck!
Panthers suck!
Panthers suck!
Panthers suck!
Panthers suck!
Oops -- I meant to say, "Sorry your team lost."
(Kim Moser)
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Roses are red, violets are blue. So did the Panthers.
(Peter Bauer)
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Hey, don't feel too bad about losing --
football is wicked hahd!
(Whit Watson)
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You must be disappointed. You must have hoped for more.
Your Panthers went down faster than a $20 whore.
(Spike Jones)
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The Panthers lost, so you hang your head.
But even worse: They covered the spread.
(Paul Schindler)
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