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TopFive's 2004 Super Bowl Cards
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You bragged on your team
for weeks and weeks.
Said your QB was the man.
You're right, he played
as well as Brady --
but was it Marcia,
Cindy or Jan?



(Pam Wylder)



I send you
these condolences,
from up north down to you:
Your Panthers folded faster
than did Rosie's flop, Taboo.


(Brad Simanek)

The Panthers were happy
just to get this far.
Let's hope they score better
when they head to a bar.


(Peter Bauer, Tristan Fabriani)

No need to be surly,
no need to be cranky.
Everyone knows that
Rebs lose to Yankees.


(Michael Cunningham)


Bar tab during
the Super Bowl: $50

Drunk driving ticket
on the way home: $250

Patriots winning:
priceless*

* Okay, your bookie knows
exactly how much it cost.


(Paul Schindler)



Dear Senator Edwards,

Super Sunday:
Carolina falls;
New England shines through.

Super Tuesday:
History calls; plan on deja vu.

Love,
Senator Kerry


(Jeffrey Anbinder)

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