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TopFive's 2004 Super Bowl Cards
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You bragged on your team for weeks and weeks. Said your QB was the man.
You're right, he played as well as Brady -- but was it Marcia, Cindy or Jan?
(Pam Wylder)
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I send you these condolences, from up north down to you:
Your Panthers folded faster than did Rosie's flop, Taboo.
(Brad Simanek)
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The Panthers were happy just to get this far.
Let's hope they score better when they head to a bar.
(Peter Bauer, Tristan Fabriani)
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No need to be surly, no need to be cranky.
Everyone knows that Rebs lose to Yankees.
(Michael Cunningham)
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Bar tab during the Super Bowl: $50
Drunk driving ticket on the way home: $250
Patriots winning: priceless*
* Okay, your bookie knows exactly how much it cost.
(Paul Schindler)
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Dear Senator Edwards,
Super Sunday: Carolina falls; New England shines through.
Super Tuesday: History calls; plan on deja vu.
Love,
Senator Kerry
(Jeffrey Anbinder)
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