January 15, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
We're back!
The vacation's over, our batteries are
recharged, and we are READY TO ROCK!
The Top 13 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
- Robert Downey, Jr.: I promise to stay clean and sob- Ahhhh! Spiders! Get them off!!
- Harry Potter: Use powers for neither good nor evil, but rather just for gettin' some.
- Jennifer Lopez: I must come up with *some* way to get people to notice me.
- Christina Aguilera: Take down that little slut Britney before she steals my spread in Playboy.
- Calista Flockhart: Shed the extra quarter of a pound gained during holiday season from eating that half slice of summer sausage.
- Eminem: Let people see more of my "happy, smiley" side.
- David Letterman: Less "goofy" - more "wacky."
- Saddam Hussein: Become the undisputed master of "Tekken" on PlayStation 2.
- Bill Clinton: Quit holding back and start getting it on!
- Samuel L. Jackson: Try to mix in a motherf**kin' expletive every now and then.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones: Figure out how to get that "old person smell" out of everything I own.
- Pets.com sock puppet: Finally get this fist outta my ass.
and the Number 1 Celebrity New Year's Resolution...
- George W. Bush: Learn one presidential-type thing every day, starting with memorizing my Beers of the World poster.
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 96 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 1 (2nd #1) Email / Website
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 2, 12 Email / Website
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 4
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 6, 7
- Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 8 Email / Website
- Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 9 Email
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 10 Email / Website
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 11 Email
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 13 Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic Email / Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- RU, HM list names
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- U2, Dublin, Ireland -- Ambience (explanation)
|
