January 17, 2002
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Britain's Prince Harry has been the subject
of a tabloid feeding frenzy since word got
out that he admitted to having smoked pot.
Of course, that got us thinking:
Who says he's the only member of the
Royal Family to partake of the Royal Herb?
The Top 17 Signs the Royal Family are Potheads
- Giggles like a schoolgirl every time someone says, "Your Highness."
- "Okay, let me get this straight: if Will has, like, an 'accident,' then *I'll* be king? Dude. That's heavy."
- Two words: "Sir Cheech"
- To be knighted in 2002: The members of Cypress Hill, Woody Harrelson, the guy who invented Chee-tos and the Pakistani convenience store owner across the street from Windsor Castle.
- 2:20 a.m., April 25, 1982: "C'mon, dude, I'm serious -- let's go to war over the Falkland Islands!!"
- "Hello, Midtown Manhattan Domino's? Do you deliver?"
- 1361 A.D.: King Edward III pooh-poohs the warning of Sir Constantine, his personal physician: "Mark my words, My Liege -- the inhaling of the smoke from that leaf will enlarge the ears of your descendants!"
- Every time he arrives at Buckingham Palace, Prince Harry exclaims, "Whoa, dude! Who lives HERE?!!""
- They've taken to going back for seconds of traditional English cuisine.
- Day and night, a non-stop caravan of Doritos trucks coming and going at Buckingham Palace.
- Fergie's weight problems seem to have disappeared now that she's no longer the Duchess of Munchieville.
- "I've got a great idea, Mum -- let's get high and go buy you some hats."
- Recent ultra-formal royal dinner consisted entirely of an entire large bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup.
- This is Prince Charles on Diana. This is Prince Charles on drugs on Camilla. Any questions?
- The Queen Mum is like 150 years old and doesn't have glaucoma yet. You do the math, Chesterfield.
- "Whoa, check out your ears, dude! They're like, huge!!"
and the Number 1 Sign the Royal Family are Potheads...
- Big Ben? Big Bong.
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Selected from 172 submissions from 63 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 1, 16 (12th #1) Website
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 2
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 3
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 5, 11 Hall of Famer
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 6
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 7, 11, 12 Email
- Lisa Lavoie, Warwick, RI -- 7 Email
- Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI -- 7 Email
- Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 7 Website
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 8
- R.M. Weiner, Valley Village, CA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 10
- Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 12 Website
- Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 13 Email / Website
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 14, 15
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 14 Hall of Famer
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 14
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 15, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 15
- Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 15
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL -- 15 Email
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 15
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 17 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 17 Email
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 17 Email
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 17
- Ross Brown, Seattle, WA -- Topic Email
- Gloria Monti, Santa Cruz, CA -- Banner Tag Email
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Afroman, Palmdale, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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