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January 18, 2000
The Top 12 Nudist Pickup Lines
- "Hey, is that a roll of quarters in... er, never mind. That's not a pocket, is it? "
- "Oh, look! Somebody must have dropped a $20 bill there on the ground in front of you! "
- "Hey, Tan Lines, new around here? "
- "Ever seen a guy do no-handed pushups? "
- "Excuse me, were those Bugle Boy jeans? "
- "Nice melanoma! "
- "My other penis is a Porsche. "
- "Damn, you'd look great in a wet T-shirt. "
- "Boy, I'd sure like to get into *YOUR* pants! Figuratively speaking, of course... "
- "Did you just wake up or are you glad to see me? "
- "Did I mention that I'm President of the United States? "
and the Number 1 Nudist Pickup Line...
- "I see where Joe Camel gets his good looks! "
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Selected from 98 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 1 (11th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 2 Email
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA -- 3 Email / Website
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, 10 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 5, 10 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 6 Email
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 7 Email / Website
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 8 Email
- Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 9 Email / Website
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 11 Hall of Famer
- Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 12 Website
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Erik Johnson, Waukegan, IL -- Banner tag
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator, HR name
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Brothers Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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