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Melts in your pants, not in your mouth!
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January 23, 2002
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Big news on the education front!
MTV has announced that a line of PCs
bearing its logo and designed for college
dorm rooms will appear this spring.
The Top 15 Features of the MTV Computer
- Comes with dozens of term papers written by people who actually study.
- "Madonna" operating system looks completely different every time you turn the computer on.
- Icons automatically replaced every 6 months with younger, more attractive icons.
- Comes with additional MTV2 PC that actually plays games and runs applications.
- Virus protection software dispenses condoms from floppy drive.
- Ugly users only allowed to log on during spring break when everyone else is partying.
- *NTEL *NSIDE
- Converts all illegal MP3 downloads into "You're busted, dude!" message from Lars Ulrich.
- Comes pre-loaded with software to help you construct your own "hizz-ome pizz-age."
- Insert key causes robotic arm to stuff Doritos into your mouth when you're too stoned to do it yourself.
- "Dude, Where's My Mouse?" locator
- Out: Clippy the Paper Clip; In: The even more-annyoing Carson Daly
- Built-in "WordRap" software alerts users if words are spelled correctly.
- Special video mode makes Michael Jackson look black.
and the Number 1 Feature of the MTV Computer...
- Whenever you try to play music, you just get video of a bunch of snotty kids in an expensive apartment.
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 110 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 1, 14 (11th #1) Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2, 6 Email
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 3 Email
- Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 4
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 5 Email
- Amanda Paulette, Blacksburg, VA -- 7
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 8
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 10 Website
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 11, 15, RU name Email / Hall of Famer
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 12 Email / Website
- Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 12 Website
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 13 Email
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
- Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Radiohead, Oxford, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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