February 2, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today is the final day of Celebrity Week, in
which celebrities serve as list moderators.
Today's host: Scott Adams
Here are Scott's bio and picture,
and here's his list...
The Top 14 Comic Strip Character Pet Peeves
- Try as you might to swear, all that comes out is a string of unintelligible symbols.
- Morons who skip right past you and read the news first.
- Getting stuck between Hagar and Broom-Hilda -- neither of whom is familiar with the word "bath."
- Even 2-dimensional women are always asking, "Do I look fat?"
- That damn Zippy the pinhead refuses to stay in his own strip.
- Let's just say that a certain someone's tie seems to have a slight Viagra addiction.
- Mental health benefits limited to consultations from "Dr." Van Pelt.
- Speech balloons don't fit into overhead compartments on planes.
- "Hair" that's really just a jagged extension of your head is a bitch to comb.
- Ever since Billy hit puberty, "Not Me" has been borrowing the Hustlers from Daddy's sock drawer.
- Cartoonists too busy with TV development deals to make us "anatomically correct."
- The beer is always flat.
- I don't care what anyone says, those big-headed friends of Miss Peach still give me the heebie-jeebies.
and the Number 1 Comic Strip Character Pet Peeve...
- Bill the Cat's copyright infringement lawsuit against Gary Busey is going nowhere.
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 134 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 1, 5 (21st #1) Email
- Mike Vance, Houston, TX -- 2
- Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 3
- Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 4, 8 Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 6 Email
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 7 Email
- Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 9
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 10
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 11 Email / Website
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 12 Email / Website
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 13 Email
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 14 Email
- Andy Pierson, Huntingtown, MD -- Banner tag
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- Honorable Mention list name Website
- Scott Adams, S.F. Bay Area, CA -- Guest moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Blondie, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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