February 1, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Here's our regular contributors' take
on the "Al Gore To-Do List" topic...
The Top 15 Things on Al Gore's To-Do List
- Put together "Al Gore for Center Square" campaign staff; run attack ads on Whoopi Goldberg.
- Same as the rest of Tennessee: pickin' banjo on the porch until the unemployment check comes.
- Check into hosting "Presidential Bloopers and Blunders" show for next 4 years.
- Retreat to secret mountain lair, complete work on his weather-controlling machine, and see how those ingrates like it when the polar ice caps melt.
- Join Tipper in tossing a few more Eminem CDs on the fire.
- Try to reconnect with my Southern roots; invite Jeff Foxworthy over for tea and crumpets.
- Drown sorrows with a fifth of varnish.
- Reunite with other original members of Fleetwood Mac.
- 100,000 mile lube on the ol' servo motors.
- Run for king of whatever country Alec Baldwin fled to.
- Locate the keys to Tipper's "Chastity Lockbox."
- Surreptitiously cut the brake lines on Ralph Nader's '74 Honda Civic.
- Recount some Chee-tos.
- Follow Tipper. Find out who taught her to kiss like that.
and the Number 1 Thing on Al Gore's To-Do List...
- Drop by Madame Tussaud's and scare the hell out of some tourists.
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 122 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 1, 2 (16th #1) Email
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 1 (4th #1)
- Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 3
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4, 12 Hall of Famer
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 4
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 7 Email
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 8 Email
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 9
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 11 Email / Website
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 13 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 13 Email
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 14 Email
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 15
- Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 15 Email
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- Banner Tag Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Paul Simon, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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