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February 4, 1999

The Top 11 Jerry Hall Divorce Demands for Mick Jagger


    1. $90,000/month in child support; $150,000/month for the child's diction lessons.

    2. Restraining order keeping Keith 50 yards away from her bathroom medicine cabinet at all times.

    3. Cash value from his Lloyd's of London Lip Insurance policy.

    4. Custody of Bill Wyman's wife and the rest of the kids.

    5. Satisfaction, Baby!

    6. Has to admit publicly that Steven Tyler's lips are fatter than his.

    7. Jerry keeps: sports cars and palatial estate
      Mick keeps: walker, clapper and Matlock videos

    8. Financial support for her destitute brother, Arsenio.

    9. Jerry keeps the kids; Mick keeps Kato.

    10. You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find, you get half his stuff.

      and the Number 1 Jerry Hall Divorce Demand for Mick Jagger...

    11. Keith must be removed from the wine cellar and given a proper burial.

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