February 5, 2003
The Top 13 Under-Appreciated Everyday Superpowers
- Bowels of Steel
- Chameleon-Like Match-Tie-to-Threat-Condition Ability
- Ability to make Microsoft Windows crash just by looking at it
- Accurate Prediction of Reality TV Show Winners
- Infinite Snack Containment
- Mega Toothpaste Rollupability
- Canadian Penny Spotting
- Repetitive Tuneless Whistle of Mass Distraction
- Super Fry-Sizing
- XXX-Ray Vision
- Squirrel Sense (the rarely-useful ability to locate any nuts in the immediate vicinity)
- Dry, Chapped Skin... OF DEATH!!!
and the Number 1 Under-Appreciated Everyday Superpower...
- Exceptionally Opposable Thumbs
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Selected from 149 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (25th #1) Hall of Famer
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 2, Topic Email
- John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 3, 10 Email / Website
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 4, 13 Email
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 5
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Joe Desiderio, New York, NY -- 7
- Dakota Shepard, New Haven, CT -- 8 Email / Website
- Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 9 Website
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 10, 12 Hall of Famer
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 13
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- List moderator
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- John Ondrasik, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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