February 6, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Exiting staff members of the Clinton administration
pulled a prank in which they removed the "w" key
from keyboards in the White House to welcome the
incoming administration of George W. Bush.
Thankfully, e don't have to orry
about stuff like that around here...
The Top 14 ays To Annoy
the George . Bush Administration
- Do ngrade presidential cable service; no more Cartoon Net ork.
- Program the President's teleleprompter to duduplicate syllabubles.
- Update return address labels to:
Extremely Pale House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue North-But-a-Little-to-the-Left
Cleanington, D.C. 20500-0003
- Hide the hiskey.
- Hang a portrait of President Clinton ith eyes that follo Bush around the room.
- Start campaign to get Katherine Harris listed in " ho's ho in American Government."
- Schedule eekly intervie s ith Barbara alters, then ask the hite House secretary for phonetic transcripts.
- Tell George the missing letters are in the corner of the Oval Office.
- Circulate fake staff emails using the phrase " ays in the military"; see frantic aides search for any other missing keys.
- Rene all the adult magazine subscriptions delivered to "Occupant - 1600 Pennsylvania Ave."
- Keep reminding them that " e on" just on't ash.
- Refer to the hite House as Compound Dubya.
- Every damn question at every damn press conference: " hazzzzuuuup?!?"
and the Number 1 ay To Annoy The George . Bush Administration...
- Ask hether they noticed any particular fla in last year's election process.
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