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February 7, 2000
The Top 16 Rejected Campbell's Soup Varieties
- Bean with Bourbon
- Chicken Beaks 'n' Feet
- Dan Quayle's Harty Potatoe Soop
- Chunky Shards o' Glass
- Cream of Clinton
- Bjork 'n Beans
- Chunky Wads 'n' Lumps
- Wonderbroth!
- Terrell-Davis's-Mom-Cut-Into-Little-Itty-Bitty-Pieces-
You-Never-Have-To-See-Those-Horrible-Commercials-
Ever-Again Puree
- Cream of Pimple
- Hearty Booger Bonanza
- Stars 'n' Swastikas
- Mr. Bean and Bacon
- Porn Chowder
- Celebrity-Style Cream of Elton
and the Number 1 Rejected Campbell's Soup Variety...
- Manhattan Phlegm Chowder
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Selected from 176 submissions from 63 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (3rd #1) Email / Website
- Chris Jones, Snellville, GA -- 2 Email / Website
- Chris Walker, Calimesa, CA -- 3, 12 Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5 Email
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 5 Email / Website
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 6
- Curtis Matthews, Kennesaw, GA -- 7 Email
- Don Swain, Rochester Hills, MI -- 8 Email / Website
- Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- 6
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 10 Email
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 12 Email / Website
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 12 Email
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 12 Email
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 12 Hall of Famer
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 13 Email
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 13 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 14 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 15 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 16 Email / Website
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- Topic Email / Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- RU list name, Banner Tag Email / Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Soup Dragons, Glasgow, Scotland -- Ambience (explanation)
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