February 7, 2001
The Top 14 Animal Dreams
- Dog: Midget squirrels in clown suits riding unicycles around a giant fire hydrant.
- Butterfly: Recurring nightmare about being a Chinese philosopher.
- Sheep: Shepherds with warm hands.
- Rat: Can't find the maze testing room, and it's late!
- Bird: Every man in the world is bald and washes his car daily.
- Cat: Being chased by some dude wielding a knife and an unstrung violin.
- Parrot: Calling friends on phone: "Brawk! What is up? What is up? Brawk!"
- Butterfly: Spending a night of wild passion with a cute young caterpillar with a firm body and lots of short, hairy legs.
- Raccoon: Walking through a crowded mall and -- OMIGOD, where's my mask?
- Hamster: Taking the wheel off-road.
- Horse: Robert Redford whispering dirty things in its ear.
- Lemming: Standing at the edge of a steep cliff, unable to fall.
- Monkey: Flying through the air with many other monkey friends, swooping down to grab up a screaming Kansas farm girl, taking her back to the witch's castle, and then, after a job well done, refreshments and the celebratory poop fight.
and the Number 1 Animal Dream...
- Dog: Eating a 10-pound marshmallow; wake up to find the cat is gone.
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Selected from 93 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 1 (9th #1) Website
- Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 2
- Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 3 Email / Website
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Email
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 5
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 6, Runner Up list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 7
- Scott Sistek, Seattle, WA -- 8 Email
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 9 Email
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 10 Email
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 11, Topic Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 12 Email
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 13
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 14 Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List moderator, HM list name Email / Website
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Vincent Furnier, Detroit, MI -- Ambience (explanation)
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