February 12, 2003
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Some people celebrate Darwin Day today, the birthday
of Charles Darwin. You can find more info here.
The Top 14 Ways to Celebrate Darwin Day
- Survival of the Jell-O shootingest.
- Taunt monkeys.
- Work really hard at making big toes opposable.
- Turn off NASCAR, spit out tobacco, straighten posture and stop using the word "fixin'."
- Have sex with someone whose IQ is higher than the number of your favorite cable channel.
- Outlive or inseminate a creationist.
- Change name of your performance art piece from "Idiot Falling Down Stairs" to "The Descent of Man."
- Pig out. Darwin said the fattest survive, didn't he?
- Finally lose that tail.
- If his exhumed corpse casts a shadow, teach six more weeks of fundamentalism. (Kansas only)
- Party like it's 1869.
- Same as yesterday: Rid self of old sperm to make room for newer, more evolved sperm.
- Get four friends with bad posture to follow you all day as the "Evolution of Man."
and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate Darwin Day...
- Take a fish for a walk.
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- Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!) Website
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 1 (3rd #1)
- Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 2 Website
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 3, 13
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 4, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Carolyn Rosser, Washington, DC -- 6
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 7, 12 Email
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 8
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 9 Email / Website
- Julie Kozaczka Stahlhut, Kalamazoo, MI -- 10 Email / Website
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 11
- Wayne Kierstead, Clackamas, OR -- 13
- Dakota Shepard, New Haven, CT -- 14 Website
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- List moderator, RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Pearl Jam, Seattle, WA -- Ambience (explanation)
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