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February 13, 2001


The Top 12 Slogans for National Condom Week


    1. Aim to please: Bag the cheese!

    2. Before you rub 'er, RUBBER!

    3. Use French ticklers; avoid French Foreign Lesions.

    4. Condoms: The quicker pecker-wrapper!

    5. Because these magnificent creatures were meant to roam the skies of California free and unfettered. (Oops... that's National Condor Week!)

    6. The Condom: Don't leave ho without it.

    7. The LEGAL way to surround your penis with lambskin!

    8. We don't make the semen. We make the semen barrier.

    9. Wrap it and trap it, or in 9 months they'll slap it!

    10. It's all good if your Boy'z in the Hood.

    11. Cover me, I'm going in!

      and the Number 1 Slogan for National Condom Week...

    12. Coney Island Whitefish: It's What's for Dinner

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Selected from 188 submissions from 59 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (Rookie! Woo-hoo! 1st #1!)
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 3
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 4 Email
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 6 Email / Website
  • J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 7 (Rookie!)
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 8 Email
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 9 Email / Website
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 10 (Rookie!)
  • Perry Friedman, Monterey, CA -- 11 Email / Website
  • Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 11
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 11
  • Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 12
  • Carolyn, Harrisonburg, VA -- Topic
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU/HM list names Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • ZZ Top, Houston, TX -- Ambience   (explanation)

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