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TopFive.com
E Pluribus Listum
February 13, 2002


The Top 15 Events in the Taliban Olympics


    1. The Long-Distance Bite-Off-More-Than-You-Can-Chew

    2. The Four-Man Bomb Sled

    3. Synchronized Surrendering

    4. Jalalabadminton

    5. Women's 4x200 Avoid-Drowning-in-the-Burqa Relay

    6. Decapitathlon

    7. Women's Downhill-From-Here Flogging

    8. Sprint into the Dark Ages

    9. Buddha Statue Marksmanship

    10. Women's Don't-Show-Your-Figure Skating

    11. Tora Bora Cave Whack-a-Mole

    12. Regardless of the event, the Russian judge will still cheat.

    13. Mixed Pairs Minefield Dancing (Men only)

    14. Goat Vaulting

      and the Number 1 Event in the Taliban Olympics...

    15. The 600-Yard Bowel-Evacuating Daisy-Cutter Dash

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