February 13, 2002
The Top 15 Events in the Taliban Olympics
- The Long-Distance Bite-Off-More-Than-You-Can-Chew
- The Four-Man Bomb Sled
- Synchronized Surrendering
- Jalalabadminton
- Women's 4x200 Avoid-Drowning-in-the-Burqa Relay
- Decapitathlon
- Women's Downhill-From-Here Flogging
- Sprint into the Dark Ages
- Buddha Statue Marksmanship
- Women's Don't-Show-Your-Figure Skating
- Tora Bora Cave Whack-a-Mole
- Regardless of the event, the Russian judge will still cheat.
- Mixed Pairs Minefield Dancing (Men only)
- Goat Vaulting
and the Number 1 Event in the Taliban Olympics...
- The 600-Yard Bowel-Evacuating Daisy-Cutter Dash
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Selected from 143 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 1 (6th #1) Email
- Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 2
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 2
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 2
- Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 3, 13
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 3
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 4 Email
- Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 6 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 6 Hall of Famer
- Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 7 Email
- Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 7 Website
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 8, 15 Email
- Joe DiPietro, Brooklyn, NY -- 9, 13 Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 11
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 12 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 14 Email
- Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- Topic Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- HM list name Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Endeavor, New Jersey -- Ambience (explanation)
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