Mr. Gotti suggests you laugh
February 15, 1999
The Top 15 Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings
- My love for you...
it came and went.
So your feet are now
in wet cement.
- I'm here to fulfill
your fondest wishes --
Now that your husband
sleeps with the fishes.
- Lie down with me --
It's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying
wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
- I picked up this card
from a slim selection,
But that's all they offer
in witness protection.
Love, J. Doe
- I've waited so long for you to be mine!
Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.
- Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.
- Cinderella got her fella,
with a slipper made of glass.
So please be mine, Valentine,
or I'll have to whack your ass.
- Violets are blue, roses are red.
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?
- The day we met, my little pet,
I knew with just one look,
You'd bear a son, and now that's done,
So shut your mouth and cook!
- Hey.
- Youse da greatest.
Youse da best.
But you're untouchable
Like Elliot Ness.
- Lust is fleeting,
True love lingers.
Be mine always
And you'll keep your fingers.
- Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know,
dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.
- Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand,
So I won't be a self-made man.
and the Number 1 Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting...
- When a goon makes you die,
cuz you told him goodbye
-- that's amore!
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Selected from 137 submissions from 55 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Rich Taylor, Arlington, VA -- 1, 12 (3rd #1) Email
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 2, 14 Email
- Josh Robertson, Bronx, NY -- 3
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 4
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5, 13, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 6 Email
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 7 Email
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 8
- Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 9
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 10 Email
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 10 Email
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 11 Email
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 12 Email / Website
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 14 Email
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 14, Ambience suggestion Email
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 15 Email
- Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- Topic Email / Website
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Banner Tag Email
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Guns 'n' Roses, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience
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