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Baked For A Delicate Crunch

February 16, 1999

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
You know those little pastel candy hearts that
taste like powder and have moronic sayings on them?

Ever wonder about the sayings they decided NOT to use?

The Top 13 Least Popular Candy Heart Sayings


    1. STD FREE

    2. UR A WEASEL

    3. BE OURS

    4. SOY BOMB

    5. TONGUE ME

    6. BE MY INTERN

    7. LOVE?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN LOVE? I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY CARVING THESE STUPID SAYING ON THESE STUPID HEARTS AND YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT LOVE?!?

    8. HAIRY CHEST

    9. I STALK U

    10. ASS FLAVORED!

    11. GOT CRABS?

    12. R THOSE REAL?

      and the Number 1 Least Popular Candy Heart Saying...

    13. VIAGRA 100MG

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Selected from 185 submissions from 65 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 1 (10th #1) Email
  • Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 1 (8th #1) Email / Website
  • Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!) Email / Website
  • Vickie Neilson, Carlsbad, CA -- 2 Email
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 3
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, Honorable Mention lis Email / Website
  • Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 4 Email
  • Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 5 Email
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 6 Email
  • Andy Wagner, Madison, WI -- 7
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 8 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 8
  • Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 9
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA -- 11
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 12 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 13 Email
  • Zach Garland, Dallas, TX -- 13
  • Jay Allen, Long Beach, CA -- Topic Email / Website
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA -- Topic
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- Banner Tag Email
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Runner Up list name Email
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Heart, Seattle, WA -- Ambience

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