February 23, 2001
The Top 11 Differences if Celebrities
Were Contestants on "Survivor"
- Miss Manners: Crocodiles banned from the site when they exhibit an extreme lack of proper table etiquette.
- Tony Soprano: After winning 6 immunity challenges in a row, Kimmi found mysteriously dead with a freshly-roasted rat stuffed in her mouth.
- Robert Downey, Jr.: Way too much time spent looking for toads to lick.
- Hugh Hefner: "Immunity Challenge" now involves a blood test.
- Bill Clinton: Pardons given to all the babes voted out of the tribe.
- The Supreme Court: The series ends without a winner, because they refuse to let Jeff Probst count all the ballots.
- Madonna: After she's accused of stealing someone's luxury-item battery pack, the immunity idol mysteriously vibrates.
- Sharon Stone: Loses the immunity challenge by refusing to shoot a beaver, claiming she's already done that.
- Alec Baldwin: When he gets voted off, he clings to the nearest tree and screams, "No, you can't make me go back there! Not with George W. in charge!"
- Daffy Duck: Tribal council decision pretty simple after Jerri tricks Daffy into yelling, "Vote me off now! Vote me off now! I *demand* that you vote me off now!"
and the Number 1 Difference if Celebrities Were Contestants on "Survivor"...
- The Gerber Baby: Eaten by a dingo in episode 3.
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Selected from 112 submissions from 58 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 1 (14th #1)
- Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 2 Email / Website
- Steven Wilber, Pomeroy, WA -- 3 Email
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 4 Website
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 5 Email
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 6
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 8 Email / Website
- Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ -- 9
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 10
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 11 Email
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- Topic Email / Website
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Banner Tag
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- List moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Men At Work, Melbourne, Australia -- Ambience (explanation)
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