The list that plumps when you cook it!
February 24, 1999
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
This is the list that somehow got into the
hands of Vice President Al Gore, the man
who, way back in 1912, invented Jewish humor.
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The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs
- Achy Breaky Hip
- I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt)
- Take This, "Job," and Shove It
- I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)
- Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me
- All My Exes Made an Exodus
- The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan
- This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!!
- Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You
- My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher
- I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me
- Homeland on the Range
and the Number 1 Jewish Country & Western Song...
- Alright, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!
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Selected from 163 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, Runner Up list name (20th #1) Email / Website
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 2 Email
- Elliott Downing, Antioch, CA -- 3
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 4, 5 Email
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 7, Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 8, Runner Up list name Email
- Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 9 Email / Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 10 Email / Website
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 11
- Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 12 Email
- JB Leibovitch, Oakland, CA -- 13 Email
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 13 Email (Rookie!)
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Banner Tag Email / Website
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Kinky Friedman, green trailer, Texas Hill Country -- Ambience
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