16. "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off *you*, Darlin'."

15. "Here's my number, call me if you need a few bucks."

14. "Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"

13. "Pardon me, Ma'am -- you and your friend there interested in a little team ropin'?"

12. "I can see by your Wranglers that you're a Jewish man..."

11. "Er, yeah... I *am* in the Village People."

10. "How'd you like to put a pinch of *me* between your cheek and gum?"

9. "Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."

8. "Got 8 seconds?"

7. "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"

6. "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"

5. "You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."

4. "Honey, I *need* a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."

3. "Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. "Mooooooooo."

   and the Number 1 Rodeo Pick-Up Line...

1. "That's right, I said '*and* the horse you rode in on.'"

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