March 7, 2001
The Top 14 Answers from the Magic 8-Ball
- Palm Beach County voter: "Can you make Al Gore the next president?"
8-Ball: "Yes! Mr. Buchanan will be the next president."
- Al Gore: "Can I trust an 8-Ball to answer all my questions?"
8-Ball: "Hell, yes -- you invented me!"
- Guilt-ridden, Jewish son of the 8-Ball: "I'm going to play some Snooker with the fellahs, okay, Ma?"
8-Ball: "Answer hazy -- I'm probably not having a stroke, though. Enjoy yourself. I'll be fine in the dark by myself."
- Pete Rose: "Will I ever be admitted to the Baseball Hall of Fame?"
8-Ball: "Don't bet on it. BWA-HA-HA-HA!!"
- Warren Christopher and James Baker: "Where will we be going next?"
8-Ball: "Madame Tussaud's, for a touch-up."
- Chris White: "Does this list suck?"
8-Ball: "Umm... is that a new shirt? It looks great on you!"
- Adam Sandler: "Will I ever be taken seriously as an actor?"
8-Ball: "Gimme a break. Go play with your money, dumbass."
- Al Gore: "What is Florida orange juice made from and what should I do in 2004?"
8-Ball: "Concentrate and try again."
- Santa Claus: "This year, will I get cookies or nookie?"
8-Ball: "Have another Chips Ahoy, Tubby."
- Robert Downey, Jr.: "Does prison sex involve more cuddling than it did three months ago?"
8-Ball: "My sources say, 'Bend over, pretty boy.'"
- Jack Nicholson: "Will Lara Flynn Boyle and I ever get back together?"
8-Ball: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
- Kid Rock: "How many minutes of fame do I have left?"
8-Ball: "Let me get you Vanilla Ice's phone number."
- Britney Spears: "Am I pregnant?"
8-Ball: "Probably, you little slut."
and the Number 1 Answer from the Magic 8-Ball...
- Dick Cheney: "Will my heart be strong enough to carry me through the next 4 years?"
8-Ball: "My sources say... BOO!!!"
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Selected from 74 submissions from 28 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1, 14 (15th #1) Email
- Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 2 Email / Website
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 3 Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4, Banner Tag Email
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 4 Email
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 5 Email
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Perry Friedman, Monterey, CA -- 7 Email / Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 7 Email
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 8
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 10 Email
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 11 Email
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 12 Email / Website
- Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 13 Email / Website
- Chad Mapes, Endicott, NY -- Topic
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Who, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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