March 8, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
A soft drink containing an ingredient of the
impotence drug Viagra was banned recently
by Japanese officials after advertisements
began appearing for the drink, touting it as
"The solution to your nighttime problems."
The Top 12 Signs Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra
- Available in two terrific flavors: 7" Up and Mount 'n' Do.
- The wife's pouring it on your corn flakes.
- Its theme song is "I'd Like To Teach The World To Schwing."
- As you walk away from the recycling bin, you can hear the cans un-crushing themselves.
- Those Mountain Dew guys can finally express their true feelings for one another.
- When you shake it up, it pays you 50 dollars.
- New surprisingly-graphic 7-Up label banned in 37 countries.
- Severe headache, upset stomach, blue-tinted vision-- oh wait, that's just regular ol' Diet Mountain Dew.
- The fast food kid's remark: "Oh, it'll be supersized alright."
- When you dump a cooler of it over your coach's head, his hair goes all Don King.
- In the blind taste test, it's pretty obvious which one guys prefer.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra...
- The Pepsi Challenge now involves a stopwatch, 2 quarts of Mazola, and the Rockettes.
Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!
Selected from 126 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- 1 (3rd #1)
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 2, 10 Email / Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 3, Runner Up list name Email / Website
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 5
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 6
- Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 7 Email / Website
- Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 8
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 9
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 11
- J. Hutter, San Francisco, CA -- 12
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- Topic Email / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- List moderator, HM list name
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- ZZ Top, Houston, TX -- Ambience (explanation)
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