March 12, 2003
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Madonna is branching out into children's books,
having just signed a publishing deal with Penguin
to write five titles. What? Did someone say "list"?
The Top 16 Titles for Madonna's Children's Books
- Hop on Pop Star
- Willy Wanker and the Chocolate-Flavored Lotion
- The Little Roadie Who Couldn't
- Snow White and Her Gay Cult Following
- Curious George and the Big Cone Bra
- Heather Has a Long String Of Cheap, Meaningless Daddies
- The Amazing Adventures of Harry Beaver
- Harlot's Web
- The Singing Princess and the Ever-Exasperated Acting Coach
- The Three Pointy Bras Gruff
- And to Think That I Saw It in a Men's Room Stall in a Club on Mulberry Street
- Are You There, Lucifer? It's Me, Madonna.
- Goodnight Moon. As for *You* Ted, Jack, Stan, Chloe, Princess Jasmine, and the One Over There in the Crotchless Fed-Ex Uniform... Follow Me Upstairs.
- Hairy Partner and the Leather-Clad Dominatrix
- Goldislut and the Two Illegitimate Children
and the Number 1 Title for Madonna's Children's Book...
- Clifford with the Big Red Dong
Join ClubTop5 to check out the
runner up submissions for this list.
Selected from 122 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (2nd #1)
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 2
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 3 Email
- Andy Ihnatko, Boston, MA -- 4, 13
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 5
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 6 Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 7 Email / Hall of Famer
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 8 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 10 Hall of Famer
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 11
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 12 Email
- Lisa Lavoie, Warwick, RI -- 14 Email
- Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 15
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 16 Email
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- Runner Up list name
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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