The Top 11 Reasons You Won't Be Asked to Run for Vice President

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March 6, 2002

The Top 11 Reasons You Won't Be
Asked to Run for Vice President

During the audition, your nose felt too much like a hemorrhoid.
The candidate's mom gave you low marks because she didn't like your answer to the intimacy question.
Let's face it; it's those damn Viagra commercials.
Too much you, too little Spandex.
You can still cast a reflection in a mirror.
Your judgement has been in question since you picked Darva Conger.
I don't knoe!
You did inhale -- burning flag smoke.
The "Vice" part doesn't mean "dresses like Sonny Crockett."
It wasn't all the acid you dropped, as much as that one baby.
and the Number 1 Reason You Won't Be Asked to Run for Vice President...
You called the nominee's bluff on the abortion issue by getting his teen daughter pregnant.

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Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- 1, Topic (6th #1)
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Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 4
Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 5
Chris Gleason, Gaithersburg, MD -- 6
Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 7
Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- 8
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 (Hall of Famer)
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 10
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 11 (Hall of Famer)
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Banner Tag
Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- Runner Up list name
Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- Honorable Mention name
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- List Moderator
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Jan Hammer, Prague, Czechoslovakia -- Ambience (explanation)




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