March 15, 2001
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
We've done some 1200 lists over the last
seven years, and occasionally, we get a
topic that just makes no sense at all.
None whatsoever -- not an iota of sense.
That having been said, we bring you...
The Top 20 Famous Quotes Featuring the Word "Underpants"
- "Underpants?!? We don't need no stinking underpants!"
- "She's all that and a bag of underpants."
- "No... more... wire... underpants... EVER!!!"
- "Mr. Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THOSE UNDERPANTS!"
- "How now, brown underpants?"
- "I want the underpants!" "You can't handle the underpants!!"
- "Wazzzzunderpants?"
- "I love the smell of underpants in the morning. They smell like... victory."
- "I ate his underpants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. [*ppth-ppth-ppth*]"
- "Underpants are melting in the rain, and the sweet green icing's flowing down."
- "Pop quiz, hotshot: There's underpants on a bus. Once the underpants goes 50 miles an hour, the underpants is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!?"
- "I did not have sexual relations with those underpants."
- "Underpants... [clink clink clink] Come out and play... Oh, underpants... [clink clink clink] Come out and play..."
- "Elvis has left the underpants."
- "The first rule of underpants is: Do not talk about underpants."
- "Open the underpants, please, HAL."
- "They melt in your mouth, not in your underpants!"
- "I'm 'underpants'? Whadda ya mean, 'underpants'? 'Underpants' how? How am I 'underpants'? You mean 'underpants,' like clown underpants? Like I'm here to make you laugh? Like I'm here to amuse you?"
- "We're going to need bigger underpants."
and the Number 1 Famous Quote Featuring the Word "Underpants"...
- "...'cause you are the wind beneath my underpants."
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Selected from 253 submissions from 88 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 1 (7th #1) Email / Website
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2
- Jay Perras, Boston, MA -- 3, 9
- Rick Welshans, Alexandria, VA -- 4 Email
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA -- 5, 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 5, 13
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 6, 9 Email / Website
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 7, 11
- Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 8 Email / Website
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 9 Email
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Matt Siske, Dayton, OH -- 9
- Robin Andrews, Greenville, SC -- 9
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 12, 13
- Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL -- 12
- Mark Schmidt, Paris, France -- 12 Email
- Rob Wolf, Seattle, WA -- 12 Email
- M.J. Finan, Cleveland, OH -- 13 Email
- Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 14, 17 Email
- Eric Lipton, Washington, DC -- 14
- Steven Wilber, Pomeroy, WA -- 15 Email
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 15
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 15
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 16, RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 17 Email / Hall of Famer
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 17 Email
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 18
- Ann Rosenfeld, Austin, TX -- 19
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 20, Banner Tag Email
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 20
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
- Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- Topic Email / Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Simon & Garfunkel, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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