16. "Oh, you meant you'd give me *a* head tonight? That's very different then, isn't it?"

15. "A census taker tried to survey me once. I made a lovely autumn floral swag out of his liver."

14. "Is that a femur in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

13. "Oh God, Tony, that's a *very* good thing!"

12. "Finger sandwiches, chopped liver, and a real bloody Mary. Now *that's* a good thing."

11. "Now this dessert I call 'Medulla Oblon-Gelato'."

10. "...and this muzzle of yours can double as a strainer for pasta or for intestines."

9. "Gnawing on the phalanges is permissible, but should always be accompanied by fingerbowls."

8. "Martha, so help me, if you use the word 'potpourri' as a verb one more time, I'll kill both of us with this butter knife!"

7. "Go for my sweetbreads if you dare, Liverlips -- I've got a glue gun and I'm not afraid to use it."

6. "No, dear, you eat spleen with *this* fork."

5. "Do that damned 'fth-fth-fth-fth-fth' thing one more time, and I'll gag you with this lovely handcrafted doily!"

4. "Put a doily under that liver, pig."

3. "Has the rack of lamb stopped screaming, Martha?"

2. "The lady will have the linguini with clam sauce, and I'll just eat off her face."

   and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on an Anthony Hopkins/Martha Stewart Date...

1. "Eat me!!"

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