March 19, 2003
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The Top 15 Euphemisms for Losing Your Virginity
- Throwing out the First Pitch
- Biggie-Sizing Your Sex Life
- Moving out of Palmdale
- Sending the Boys to Sleepaway Camp
- Humping the Shark
- Taking the Missile Defenses Off-Line
- Ceding Territory by Eminent Domain
- Learning to Work the Child-Proof Containers
- Serving Cherry Delight
- Presenting Mr. Happy the Key to the Furry City
- Entering Heaven's Gate
- Dating Justin Timberlake and Saving Yourself for Marriage
- Finally Having Your Weapon Inspected
- Removing the Training Wheels From the Piecycle
- Taking the NasTea Plunge
- Getting the VIP Tour at Neverland
- Attending the Bush Inaugural Ball
- Taking Fornication for $1000, Alex
- Flunking out of Starfleet Academy
and the Number 1 Euphemism for Losing Your Virginity...
- Landing the Martian Probe on Venus
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Selected from 141 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 (25th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 2
- Carolyn Rosser, Washington, DC -- 3, 17
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4, 6, Topic
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 5
- Dakota Shepard, New Haven, CT -- 5 Website
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 5 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 5
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 7, 16
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 7, 18, Honorable Mention list name
- Joseph Prisco, Ithaca, NY -- 8 Website
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 9
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 10
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 11, Banner Tag Email
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 12 Email
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 13, 15 Email
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 14 Email / Website
- Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 18
- Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 19 Email
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 20
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Belle & Sebastian, Glasgow, Scotland -- Ambience (explanation)
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