March 27, 2002
The Top 20 New Euphemisms for Passing Gas
- Shredding the evidence
- Singing Taliban campfire songs
- Sending an f-mail message
- Adjusting for inflation
- Fumigating for couch lice
- Detonating the thermobaric elevator-clearing bomb with index-finger fuse
- Buying a bowel
- Violating the chemical weapons ban
- Writing a gastrointestinal rumination
- Calling Dr. Laura
- Pitching a Seinfeld-star sitcom
- Smoking out Osama
- Adjusting trajectory by firing the jalapeno afterburner
- Singing along with Britney
- Who let the chili dogs out?
- "I have no idea what you're talking about." (ladies only)
- Blow-drying your thighs
- Evacuating the GI hostages
- Earning first chair in the butthorn section
and the Number 1 New Euphemism for Passing Gas...
- Spraying "Eau de Mickey Rourke"
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Selected from 161 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 1 (15th #1) Email
- Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 2 Website
- Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 3
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 4 Email / Website
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 4
- Kathy Good, Scottsdale, AZ -- 5
- David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 5 Email / Website
- Anne Sholl, Trenton, NJ -- 6
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 7 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 8 Website
- Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 8 Email
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 9, 13
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 9 Email / Hall of Famer
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 9
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 10, 14
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 10 Email / Hall of Famer
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 11
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 12 Email
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 13
- Bob Van Voris, New York, NY -- 15
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 16 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 17 Email
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 18 Email
- Bojean LaChance, Fairless Hills, PA -- 19 Email / Hall of Famer
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 20
- Naomi Rose, East Farmingdale, NY -- Banner tag
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Runner Up list name Email
- Donald J. Hunter, New Haven, CT -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- The Thamesmen, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)
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