March 29, 2001
The Top 15 Rejected Cocktail Names
- Harvey Ballbuster
- Gin & Colonic
- Slow Uncomfortable Spew
- Scabby Mary
- Sullen Masturbation on the Beach
- Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist
- Bloody Navel
- Blatant Reference To Sexual Activity
- The Slutmaker
- Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against a Wall in Cancun Next to a Fat Dude Named Ramon Who Keeps Flicking Matches at Some Kids Poking a Dead Rat With a Stick They Found Underneath a '57 T-bird with a Dead Prostitute in the Trunk
- Long Island Iced Pee
- Screaming Hangover
- Buttery Pimple
- Elian on the Beach
and the Number 1 Rejected Cocktail Name...
- Sex With Your Wife
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Selected from 229 submissions from 82 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1, 5 (2nd #1) Email
- Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 2 Email
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 3, 5
- Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 4 Email
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 5 Hall of Famer
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5
- Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 6
- Perry Friedman, Monterey, CA -- 7, 15 Email / Website
- Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 8 Email / Website
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 9 Email / Website
- John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 10 Email
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 11
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 11 Email
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 11 Email / Hall of Famer
- Chris Irby, Dallas, TX -- 12
- Julie Kozaczka Stahlhut, Kalamazoo, MI -- 13 Email / Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 14 Email / Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- Topic Email
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
- Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- Runner Up list name Website
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- Honorable Mention list name Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Calvin Broadus, Long Beach, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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