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April 2, 2001


The Top 15 Rejected Album Titles


    1. Courtney Love -- "My Sunday School Favorites"

    2. Green Day -- "Hey! We Learned a Fourth Chord!"

    3. Paul Simon -- "Still Breathing After All These Years"

    4. Jimmy Buffett -- "Tired of Selling Driftwood Art to Tourists"

    5. The Doobie Brothers -- "What Once Were Vices Now Land Us at Betty Ford for a Month"

    6. The Beatles -- "1... More Royalty Check"

    7. The Who -- "Forget That 'Hope I Die' Thing -- We Were Young and Stupid"

    8. Tupac Shakur -- "Blood from a Turnip: Yet Even More Crap I Didn't Think Was Worth Releasing When I Was Alive, Volume 27"

    9. Cranberries -- "Excessive Consumption May Cause Painful Urination"

    10. Jennifer Lopez -- "Bet You're Not Looking at My Butt Any More"

    11. Lynyrd Skynyrd -- "Actually, Most of Us Have Been Dead for Years"

    12. Britney Spears -- "They Can't Call You a Pedophile Now That I'm 18!"

    13. Metallica -- "Don't Even Think About It, You Pimple-Faced, Napstering Punk! Hey! Come Back Here With Our Songs!"

    14. Michael Jackson -- "The White Album"

      and the Number 1 Rejected Album Title...

    15. Yes -- "Oh, God... Yes! Yes!! YES!!!"

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Selected from 186 submissions from 67 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 1 (8th #1)
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 2 Email
  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 3
  • Steven Wilber, Pomeroy, WA -- 3 Email
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 4 Email / Website
  • Jaime McCarley, Houston, TX -- 5 Email
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 6
  • Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 7 Email
  • John Gephart IV, Harrisburg, PA -- 8, Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 8
  • Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 9 Email
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 10 Hall of Famer
  • Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 11
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 12 Email
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- 13, 14
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 14 Email / Website
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 15 Email / Website
  • Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- Honorable Mention list name Email
  • Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Spinal Tap, somewhere in England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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