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TopFive.com
Our feet are stained!
April 3, 2002


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The borough president of Brooklyn has
challenged everyone there to go on a diet.


The Top 13 Brooklyn Weight-Loss Slogans


    1. That Track Suit Ain't Fooling Anyone, Rocco

    2. Brooklyn: Turning Coney Island into Bony Island

    3. Hungry? Swallow THIS!

    4. Manhattan Bakes it, Brooklyn Takes it!

    5. Get Healthy AND Be Harder to Hit from 200 Yards!

    6. Fuggetdabutta

    7. If You Ever Want to See Your Kid Again, Try the Yogurt

    8. A Lap Dance Is Better When You Actually Have a Lap

    9. Put the "Thin" Back in "Brooklyn" (I Know It Don't Make No Sense -- You Got a Problem with That?)

    10. Try Our Pound-for-Pound Plan: We'll Pound You for Every Pound You Weigh

    11. Give Us a Week -- If You Don't Take Off the Weight, We'll Take It Off for Youse

    12. Because Face It, in Brooklyn, Aerobic Exercise Is Extending Our Middle Finger

      and the Number 1 Brooklyn Weight-Loss Slogan...

    13. It's Your Choice: Either the Subway Diet or the Pushed-onto-the-Subway Diet

Join ClubTop5 to check out the runner up submissions for this list.



Selected from 108 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 1 (7th #1)
  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 3, 4 Email / Website
  • George T. MacMillan, Shillington, PA -- 5, 8
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 6, 13 Email / Website
  • Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT -- 7
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 9 Email
  • Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 9
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10, 11 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 11 Email
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 12, Topic Email / Hall of Famer
  • Craig Stacey, Romeoville, IL -- Banner Tag Email / Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- List moderator
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Norman Cook, Bromley, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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