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Just e-mail to you, but a reputation to us.
April 4, 2000


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today's list is a sequel to one we did in July of 1996...


The Top 16 Other Rejected Children's Books

    1. Charlotte's Website

    2. The Cat That Shat in the Hat: A Kid's Guide to Scatology

    3. Chicken Soup for the Kitchen Floor

    4. Jacking and Jilling: The Dummy's Guide to Masturbation

    5. What The Hell Is Mommy's Problem, Anyway?

    6. The Mouse, the Motorcycle, and the Organ Donor Card

    7. You're Different -- And All the Other Kids Hate You!

    8. The Big Book of Things to Put in Your Ear

    9. How to Write With Your Wee-Wee

    10. What's That Bag For, Grandpa?

    11. Tobacco Man vs. the FDA Gang

    12. What Lucy Needs is Some Hot Monkey Love, Charlie Brown

    13. Harry Potter and the Allegations of Plagiarism

    14. Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Ms. LeTourneau's Class

    15. Horton Hires A Ho

      and the Number 1 Other Rejected Children's Book...

    16. Where the Curly Red Fur Grows

Join ClubTop5 and check out the Runners Up submissions for this list!




Selected from 164 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Beth Black, Misawa City, Japan -- 1 (2nd #1) Email / Website
  • Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
  • Jim Griffith, Sunnyvale, CA -- 2
  • Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 4 Email
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 5, 13 Email
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 6 Hall of Famer
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 7
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 8, 9
  • Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 9, 15
  • Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL -- 9, Runner Up list name Email / Website
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 10 Email
  • Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 11, 16
  • Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN -- 12
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 13 Email / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 14 Email / Website
  • Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 16
  • Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- Topic
  • Don Swain, Rochester Hills, MI -- Topic Email / Website
  • Laurie Northrup, Clinton, NY -- Banner Tag Website
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Kenny Loggins, Everette, WA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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