April 10, 2002
The Top 15 Pirate Pick-Up Lines
- "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."
- "You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!"
- "Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"
- "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."
- "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."
- "WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"
- "Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."
- "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"
- "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"
- "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."
- "So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"
- "Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)
- "Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"
- "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"
and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line...
- "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"
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Selected from 134 submissions from 49 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1, 11, 14 (19th #1 / Hat Trick!) Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 1 (13th #1) Email / Website
- Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 2, 10 Email
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 3 Email / Hall of Famer
- Patrick Kachurek, Dayton, OH -- 3 Email
- Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4 Email / Hall of Famer
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 5
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 6, 9
- Chris Urich, Herkimer, NY -- 6, 11
- Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL -- 6, 12 Email
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 6, HM list name Email / Hall of Famer
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 6
- Andrew Thomas, Omaha, NE -- 7
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 7 Hall of Famer
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 7
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 7
- Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- 8, 11
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 9 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 11
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 12 Email
- Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 13
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 15 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Topic
- Ross Brown, Seattle, WA -- Banner Tag Email
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Destiny's Child, Houston, TX -- Ambience (explanation)
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