April 12, 2001
The Top 15 Advertising Catch Phrases
That Didn't Catch On
- We do chickens, right?
- Come for the goat cheese. Stay for the pig's feet!
- And bring your red-assed baboon!
- A chestful o' carcinoma in every puff!
- A wipe so clean you could eat between them!
- Find a roach, win a bike!
- Ding-dong... Diarrhea's here!
- 10,000 undertakers can't be wrong!
- As Seen On TV If You Were Watching At 4 a.m. Last Tuesday
- So good you'll regurgitate it to eat it again
- Have Another Handful, Lardass
- It's the Loaded-With-Alcohol-So-You-Can-Catch-a-Buzz-and-Drown-Out-the-Noise-of-Your-Spouse-and-Kids-Along-With-Your-Cold-Symptoms Medicine
- Bathroom tissue so squeeze-ably soft, your butt cheeks will give it a bear hug.
- Almost no chance of infection!
and the Number 1 Advertising Catch Phrase That Didn't Catch On...
- Wouldn't you like to suck our nuts?
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Selected from 161 submissions from 60 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
- Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH -- 2
- Ann Bartow, Bartow, FL -- 3, 7
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 4, Banner Tag Email
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 5
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 8 Email
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 9 Email / Website
- David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 10 Email / Website
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 11 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 12 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 13 Email
- Mitch Berg, Saint Paul, MN -- 14 Email / Website
- Dan Johnson, Champlin, MN -- 15 Website
- Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX -- Topic
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Honorable Mention list name Email / Website
- Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- List moderator
- Chris White, Irvine, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Helmet, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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