April 15, 2003
The Top 16 Worst Movie Quotes to Utter During Sex
- "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"
- "All I wanna do is go the distance."
- "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself."
- "It's not a tumor!"
- "I feel the need... the need for speed."
- "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told."
- "My sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter!"
- "Say 'hello' to my little friend."
- "At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"
- "We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
- "I can't hold 'er anymore, Cap'n!"
- "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
- "I call him 'Mini-Me.'"
- "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious."
- "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"
and the Number 1 Worst Movies Quote to Utter During Sex...
- "That'll do, pig."
Selected from 153 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (3rd #1)
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 2, 12
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 3
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4, 12 Email / Hall of Famer
- Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 5
- Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX -- 6 Website
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 7 Email / Website
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 8 Email
- Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 9 Email
- Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 9
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 10 Email
- Carolyn Rosser, Washington, DC -- 11
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 12
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 13
- Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN -- 13
- Dave Juurlink, Toronto, Canada -- 14
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 15
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 16 Email / Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- David Kass, Queens, NY -- HM list name Hall of Famer
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Mike Dred and Peter Green -- Ambience (explanation)
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